These are my pants. They are ranting.

In case you were worried

My intestines are back in order.   I went a good 7 days without eating much... or pretty much immediately .. losing whatever I ate.  Now, I'm hungry.

And of course, now that Im hungry, the boy is taking some silly nap and won't answer his phone.

I want him to come over so I can make curry chicken and cupcakes!

Health and things

I'm just sort of wondering when I plan to get myself to the doctor.   I am blaming my unfortunate digestive problems on pressure and stress, but we're going on like 5 days now.   blech.

That's what I was going to say...

This weekend was strange for many reasons.   Wednesday night was bad.   It was barfy.   Thursday was a full recovery day.  Friday the boy and I scoped out what we THOUGHT was going to be a great apartment, but what turned out to be a total dumpy dump.   It was so disappointing, and I was pretty sure the boy was about to cry.   I have not seen him disappointed before and the face he had on him was so heart breaking.  We decided to walk it off (well, I walked it off and remained upbeat, while the boy dragged this heavy bag of beaten down and defeated crap with him.  Heavy sighs and big sad eyes all around) over the Brooklyn Bridge and over to Grimaldi's.   It was at Grimaldi's where I got/came upon/coincidentally received the worst intestinal disfunction ever.

From Friday to Saturday to Sunday and STILL I was/am in the hurtin' locker.   What is wrong with my tummy/everything attached to it I do not know.  What I do know is, the following, in this order, occurs:

1. I feel hungry
2. my tummy sort of purbles
3. I eat
4. in 5-15 minutes I feel crampy and.. well... tooty, to be honest
5. I'm in and out of the bathroom all day

Now, I could blame my recent reoccuring benders (I have not been treating the body well the past ... week), but man, this is just UNFUN.   

I hope I lose weight!  I mean, if I'm going to have this unattractive a problem, the results better be smokin'

#2 is NOT #1 on my list

Last night the boy and I went to look at a place -- well the neighboorhood of the place we'd see on Monday.. and it was so disappointing.   Ground floor - fine.  Outdoor space - awesome.  Huge living area - AWESOME.   One window.. and it's the garbage window... no good.

Anyway, to decompress we walked across the Brooklyn Bridge and ate the greatest pizza at Grimaldi's!  YUM! We walked back and the city was lit up against the night sky and I heard the old familiar grumble.  Starts low and ends low.   And sort of percolates.   It's not good.   Since about 9pm last night and continuing on to tonight I have been running in and out of the boy's toilet.   In and out.  All day long.  He went outside in the bueautiful weather, I stayed here and suffered the percolation.   And I can't EAT anything.   I eat, I cramp up, and no good.   This SUCKS.

Well, I have to go.  i'm starting to feel a round coming on.

A killer after my own heart

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/09/execution.pizza/index.html

What a great way to go out.

And hell, it makes me wish I was homeless!

healthy

great.

I've been up for almosts 2 hours cleaning up honk.

It's now 4:05AM

I got crabs in Annapolis

This weekend I was in Annapolis with the boy, his sister, his sister's dude, and a slew of people that are too much fun to hang out with.   It was for a wedding.  Now, everyone knows that when you're in MD, you have to get seafood.  It's almost against the law.  In fact, I think I read on the "Welcome to Maryland!" sign that "should you enter this state and not order seafood, thou shalt receive real crabs..."

Anyway.   I ordered crab dip for breakfast lunch and dinner.

And let's just say... I'm reaping the benefits today.

What should I eat for dinner?

Let me know.   I mean, definitely not pizza.   But man, I crave nothing.

I love raw meat

For real.  Tartare me anything.   It's strange.

God I'm fat

I'm trying really hard to not be such a hoss.   But dude, I get hungry.   And then I look at old pictures (from only last year) and I think "how the nuts did I get so rotund?"  Yes, I use words like rotund.

Today I ate 2 eggs.   And just now, I ate 5 turkey meatballls the size of golfballs.

Then a spoonful of peanut butter.

I am going to eat vegetables ONLY for dinner tonight, damnit.  Oh wait, I have chicken I need to cook.

So, vegetables and chicken.   

I feel tired.  Probably because I'm so fat.