That's what I was going to say...

This weekend was strange for many reasons.   Wednesday night was bad.   It was barfy.   Thursday was a full recovery day.  Friday the boy and I scoped out what we THOUGHT was going to be a great apartment, but what turned out to be a total dumpy dump.   It was so disappointing, and I was pretty sure the boy was about to cry.   I have not seen him disappointed before and the face he had on him was so heart breaking.  We decided to walk it off (well, I walked it off and remained upbeat, while the boy dragged this heavy bag of beaten down and defeated crap with him.  Heavy sighs and big sad eyes all around) over the Brooklyn Bridge and over to Grimaldi's.   It was at Grimaldi's where I got/came upon/coincidentally received the worst intestinal disfunction ever.

From Friday to Saturday to Sunday and STILL I was/am in the hurtin' locker.   What is wrong with my tummy/everything attached to it I do not know.  What I do know is, the following, in this order, occurs:

1. I feel hungry
2. my tummy sort of purbles
3. I eat
4. in 5-15 minutes I feel crampy and.. well... tooty, to be honest
5. I'm in and out of the bathroom all day

Now, I could blame my recent reoccuring benders (I have not been treating the body well the past ... week), but man, this is just UNFUN.   

I hope I lose weight!  I mean, if I'm going to have this unattractive a problem, the results better be smokin'

Comments

[kiki]

1. That all sounds gross.
2. I will agree that "You Know I'm No Good" is the song of the summer...but only the version that features Ghostface
3. I think you've lost your mind if you're into stamping. I'm scared. IN FACT, I just walked by a stamping store last week and I was like, "WHO STAMPS?!"

What do you stamp? What am I missing out on?

[beav]

well kiki, if you must know. You can actually make stamping cooler than cool if you use black stamps and red paper ad red stamp ink and black paper and googly eyes and skull and cross bones. You could totally make your own business cards.

Maybe I can make a prototype for you. I see it as a hot pink card with a string of pearls in the upper lefthand corner and a silver champange flute in the right.

And then on the back it's like ... a green frog pooping out gold or something.

Working on it.