What ONE thing do you want people to think

Ok Ok, I get it.

We're not supposed to care what people think of us.   We're older, wiser, more self assured, like deoderant.  But guess what, I've said it before, I like to be honest with myself.    There has to be one thing.  One probably shallow thing.. or not shallow.. that we always want people to think of us.

So I thought, what's mine.   What can I honestly say to myself "It's important to me that people think I'm ____________"

And honestly, I really hope that people think I'm funny.   Not cute (I mean, that's nice too.   I wouldn't mind cute)... not necessarily the smartest person in the room (but I wouldn't MIND that either, but yo, they'd be lying to themselves, I'm not the smartest, but I can probably snow anyone into thinking it)... maybe witty.

It's important to me that people walk away from me or walk around with the impression that i'm witty.  Because that's smart AND funny, the best of both worlds right?

There are worse things I could want.   Especially since I am pretty funny and smart.

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