My armpits itch really bad. Ok, everything on me itches really bad. Not in a fungus or lice way, but in a deep inside the skin, it feels so good to itch this hard, way. It's bad. I am scratching constantly. My face scratches and burns, my head scratches. My back is a mine field of nail marks, not from getting laid, but from getting dragged over by my nails nightly. And now my pits are a bright red angry dry nest of skritch and skin. and no lotion helps me. It only stings momentarily and then invites me to itch almost immediately afterward.
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February 05, 2007
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